Absolute Hilarity

Stolen from who apparently stole it from

What ya do is put your name in this site and post ten of the facts ^^ blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/…


1.Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Naomi.
2.Naomi eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.
3.In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Naomi could use to kill you, including the room itself.
4.Naomi is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for her left and right legs.
5.Naomi doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
6.When you play Monopoly with Naomi, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
7.Naomi has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
8.Naomi can touch MC Hammer.
9.For every person Mother Nature kills, Naomi kills five
10.Naomi did not "lose" her virginity, she stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.



These are so funny... lol


and just cause these are too funny to leave out...

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Naomi. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Bullets dodge Naomi

Naomi crossed the road. No one has ever dared question her motives.

You guys have to do it its so funny